Monthly Whatever SURPRISE!!
Every month, you will get a surprise from us in the mail... that we guarantee you will think is "cool" or "funny" or... whatever, we promise you're gonna f***ing like it!! :)
NOTE: Since everyone's tastes are different, we're probably always going to send you MORE than one thing... hopefully you'll like it all... or most of it... but our guarantee is that you'll like at least ONE of the "whatever" we send you :)