MYPENISINYOURHAND - (Wait, how did YOU read that?)

[Editor’s Note: I’ll be honest, I have no idea how to market this product… I feel like ~50% of people will read 6 words and ~50% of people will read 5 words… So, it’s really only dirty if YOU are! (Otherwise, it’s just a PEN!)… So, um, how many words did YOU read? How about your friends?]