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HumorHotlines.com

THE (ORIGINAL) REJECTION HOTLINE:
(200+ Million Calls!)
605-475-6968

Outsource A Friendship to India: 
(20+ Million Calls!)
605-475-6966

Psychiatric Hotline:
(20+ Million Calls!)
605-475-6967

Automated Sobriety Test: 
(6 Million Calls!)
(XXX) XXX-XXXX

Bad Breath Notification:
(18 Million Calls!)
(XXX) XXX-XXXX

Divorce Hotline:
(4 Million Calls!)
(XXX) XXX-XXXX

Hogwarts Admissions Office:
(6 Million Calls!)
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How to Entertain An Idiot: 
(20+ Million Calls!)
(XXX) XXX-XXXX

Human Resources:
(5 Million Calls!)
(XXX) XXX-XXXX

It Could Always Suck More:
(20+ Million Calls!)
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Jury Duty Prank:
(13 Million Calls!)
(XXX) XXX-XXXX

Angry Santa:
(20+ Million Calls!)
(XXX) XXX-XXXX

Sex Addiction Intervention:
(14 Million Calls!)
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Stop Complaining!!!: 
(3 Million Calls!)
(XXX) XXX-XXXX

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