HogwartsAdmissions.com
GREETINGS!
IF you are a WIZARD, you already know you are looking at a state-of-the-art, beautifully-designed, MAGICAL WEBSITE!
However, if you are a MUGGLE,
you are unfortunately looking at a horribly-ugly, poorly-designed site
(with all magical features disabled),
that looks like it was haphazardly created by Hagrid
(using Microsoft Word? after a drunken night of ButterBeer?? and Ogden’s Old Firewhisky?!?)
However, if you are a MUGGLE,
you are unfortunately looking at a horribly-ugly, poorly-designed site
(with all magical features disabled),
that looks like it was haphazardly created by Hagrid
(using Microsoft Word? after a drunken night of ButterBeer?? and Ogden’s Old Firewhisky?!?)
The Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry
The Premiere Boarding School
for Aspiring Witches & Wizards,
Ages 11 to 18
To find out if YOU have what it takes to attend Hogwarts, please choose an application method below...
- Please CALL OR TEXT our "HOGWARTS HOTLINE" phone number (found below in the business card of our newest Alumni Admissions Rep)
- **OR you can be one of the first to try out the Ministry of Magic's NEW "AUDIO Admissions Application!"
Just click the play button:
Regardless of whether you gain admission or not, you can still show your Hogwarts spirit with something from our Gift Shop below
HogwartsAdmissions.com
Gift Shop:
MORE [whatever] COMING SOON! ~ CoFounderator@gmail.com to maybe work w/ us?