69 "MYPENISINYOURHAND" Pens
[Editor’s Note: We’ll be honest, we have no idea how to market this product… we feel like ~50% of people will read 6 words and ~50% of people will read 5 words… So, it’s really only dirty if YOU are! (Otherwise, it’s just a PEN!)… So, um, how many words did YOU read? How about your friends?]