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THE (ORIGINAL) REJECTION HOTLINE:
(200+ Million Calls!)
605-475-6968

Outsource A Friendship to India: 
(20+ Million Calls!)
605-475-6966

Psychiatric Hotline:
(20+ Million Calls!)
605-475-6967

Automated Sobriety Test: 
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Bad Breath Notification:
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Divorce Hotline:
(4 Million Calls!)
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Hogwarts Admissions Office:
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How to Entertain An Idiot: 
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Human Resources:
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It Could Always Suck More:
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Jury Duty Prank:
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Angry Santa:
(20+ Million Calls!)
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Sex Addiction Intervention:
(14 Million Calls!)
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Stop Complaining!!!: 
(3 Million Calls!)
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